Oak?

Is he really shooting 29% and averaging 3.9 ppg? That's brutal. Trade him for a barrel of cheese while you can.

I say release Oakley and sign Dennis Rodman. Both are equally useless but The Worm provides barrels of fun 365 days per year while Oakley only does so after 50 point losses.

I just read that Benoit Benjamin is available on the waiver wire. Can try-outs for Uwe Blab be much further behind?

Emir Kaganovich

Actually, Benoit Benjamin just signed with the Saskatchewan Hawks of the CBA. This is not a joke. I live in Saskatoon and I read in today's paper, he's coming here. We're making the big time baby!

Sorry Bulls fans, maybe next year......

I honestly couldn't believe I saw his name in Sam Smith's column the other day. When I first started following the NBA, he was held up as a portrait of an underachiever. That was a real, real long time ago.

But he's still around! Why the CBA? It can't be because he's working hard (bwahahaha!) for another shot at the big time...

About Oakley though: check out the latest stats. He actually leads the team in steals per game (well, he's a little behind Robinson's few-game total). Oakley as our defensive stopper... That's just... wow...

Emir Kaganovich

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That's kinda like having Rodman as your leading scorer, or Kerr as your leading rebounder...